Meet the house sitter.

So who's gonna keep the house and dog while we're away? Meet Carl "the Rooster" Sodacann (name has been changed to protect the innocent). He's a black belt, green beret, weapons expert and general bad a@# (I may be exaggerating). So don't mess with my house... Or my dog. ; )

Carl Sodacann
(Doesn't he look like Gerard Butler?)